Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Twelve: You'll Crashmore if you Skate at Mount Trashmore

Ok this is going to be the season finale of the fictional adventures of Virginia Beach comics I made, so there probally wont be another one for a while and I need a break from this series (and I currently don't know when I'll be making them again). This comic introduces two other characters as well which are Ralph and Toby. Here is the dialog of the comic below.
Dylan: Hello dudes and chicks, please be aware that this is the season finale of Virginia Beach and I will not be seen in the rest of this comic so please enjoy reading having Joeseph as the main character instead mmkay
Lendy: Yeah regarding what he just said, I can't be in this one either because some irresponsible parents hired me to babysit this little brat and I am... hey why the heck are you taking my Doublemint Gum and my phone you little turd!
Ralph: Hey guys, I'll give you my new Offspring album, my Nintendo DS and $200 if you go ride through all the ramps without falling or crashing
Toby: Hey Joeseph you should try it man
Joeseph: Sure I'll give it a shot
(Joeseph starts to ride on his skateboard)
Joeseph: Cowabunga!
Ralph: Hey the Ninja Turtles are more important to me than you!
Joeseph: Ouch, dang it that hurt!
Ralph: Whoa sorry man, you dont get to have my CD, DS or my money after all
Toby: You OK dude?
Scott: Woo Hoo! I may be blind, but I can skate without crashing
* The comics title is just what I made for fun, because if you do skate at Mount Trashmore and you are a really good skater, thats cool
* The characters in the Virginia Beach series were made from http://www.sp-studio.de/, but this time this little kid that Lendy was babysitting was made from http://www.southparkstudios.com/avatar, but be aware that the characters from my Virginia Beach comics are not suppost to be fourth graders, they are much older than that.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Eleven: The Aaarrcade is Mine!

This is the eleventh comic in the fictional adventures of Virginia Beach. This time Dylan gets mad that some guy dressed up as a pirate trying to have nobody play pinball, classic arcade games and skeeball and they face a challenge by whoever get the highest score in Tron wins the proper rights for gaming. Here is the dialog below:
Scott: This is where I lost my eyesight
Pirate Guy: Hey none of you better not play any classic arcade games, pinball or skeeball because those are my games matey!
Dylan: Hey man we came here to have fun so chill you douchebag pirate!
Lendy: Oh I love Ms. Pac-Man! Wakka! Wakka! Wakka!
Tyler: Hell yeah pinball! and they have a South Park one!
Joeseph: Top Skater! It may not be as radical as real skateboarding, but I'm playng it!
Pirate Guy: Hey what are you guys doing?! Those are my games! Stop playng them!
Dylan: They are not your games! They are for everyone to play!
Pirate Guy: Alright matey If you want the games to be for everyone, then which one of us gets the highest score on Tron wins the battle, deal?
Dylan: Its a deal
(after the game)
Dylan: Heck yeah! I beat your score! In your face pirate!
Pirate Guy: Aargh! Fine! The games are for everyone to play, I knew I should have taken over Captain Georges Seafood Restaurant instead of this arcade
* The pirate in this comic is not named Flipper McCoy, its just an unamed character I came up with.
* Most of the pictures used in this comics came from a website, while the last scene is from a YouTube video.
* In reality, I suck at Tron, I played the arcade version and Xbox Live versions and I am not very good at them.
* Captain Georges is a real seafood restaurant in Virginia Beach: http://www.captaingeorges.com/

Friday, September 7, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Ten: You Trader!

This is the tenth comic for the ongoing Virginia beach series. This time Dylan goes to Target and tries to exchange a blu-ray movie for a DVD movie, but ends up in an argument with ex-Cox Cable employee, Kirk. This is also the first apearance of Kay (the girl who was trying to help Dylan first.) Heres the dialog below.
(Dylan goes to customer service inside Target)
Kay: Hi and welcome to Target how may I help you?
Dylan: Yeah I'm here because I was suppost to get the DVD copy of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut online, but instead I got the Blu-Ray copy and I don't have a Blu-Ray player.
Kay: ok i'll just see if we have...
Kirk: Hey I know this guy, now move it girly i'm going to help this person out!
Kay: God ******! Really Kirk?! God I knew I should have took the job at the Super Kmart across the street!
Dylan: oh nice going Kirk the Jerk! And also can I please exchange this for the DVD version?
Kirk: No way Jose
Dylan: What the hell do you mean by no way jose? I am a paying customer and I demand an exchange for this item!
Kirk: because the DVD version is only available online, you can't get it here dumb***!
Dylan: Thats where I was suppost to get the DVD from! You know what screw this! I'm going to the Super Kmart across the street and buy myself a Blu-Ray player and some Little Caesars Crazy Bread and a ICEE, I mean seriously, no wonder Cox Cable fired you!
Kirk: I know am I awsome or what?
* In the previous comic "Local TV is Just as Stupid as Reality TV", Mindy told Kirk that if he didnt help the customers out, he would be fired from Cox Cable and apparently he has been fired from Cox and now he is working at Target.
* There really is a Super Kmart across from this Target shown in this comic, and that Super Kmart is the last remaining Super Kmart store in the entire state of Virginia. In 2013, that Super Kmart is now just a regular Kmart store.
* I don't really have a Blu-Ray player, just a DVD player and a VHS player I bought from Goodwill (which broke).
* You can only get the DVD version of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut online these days, because if you try going to Target, Best Buy or any other store, you may only find it on Blu-Ray.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Nine: Local TV is Just As Stupid As Reality TV‏

This is the ninth comic for Virginia Beach series. This comic will poke fun at local TV stations. This is also the first appearance of Courtney and April. Here is the dialog to this comic below:
Dylan: Hello Guys and Chicks, How the hell are you doing? Tonights episode we will be ranting on local television because of its crappy quality, news stories and commercials. Lets watch shall we
WAVY TV Announcer: Your watching Virginia's leading news channel, WAVY TV 10
Dylan: Ha! Ha! Ha! How can they be the leader of news, we got CNN for that!
WVEC TV Announcer: Now heres our channel 13 news weather authority forecast...
Lendy: Ha! Ha! Ha! Look Diana it says its live but its not!
Diana: OMG I know and the map looks like it has bad gas!
WKTR TV Announcer: Breaking News: Overnight developments started at 5 a.m.
Joeseph: heh heh those dumb***s thinks it was nightime when it was morning
WHRO TV Announcer: This program was made possible by viewers like you
Kirk: That "Viewers Like You" message is so ***** up! I mean seriously? Who watches PBS?
Courtney: Yeah hellarious, now can we get some god **** customer service now?!
General Gakas: Yeah! you maggot! I'm missing the Military Channel for christ sake!
Mindy: Kirk, if you don't help these people out, you will be fired!
Buzz: Hey you liberal, hippy, dope smokin' freakshow, take a break from the boobs and look at der screen
Michael: Whoa! Did WGNT bring back UPN or are they having technical difficulties, man?
Nissan: I'll bring you guys some wings and then we can make fun of local tv together
Izz: *****! I'm sick of local stations not showing anything good!
April: I know what we shoud do, lets go to on demand and order a dirty movie.
* WAVY-TV is a NBC affiliate for the Hampton Roads of Virginia.
* WVEC-TV is a ABC affiliate for the Hampton Roads of Vriginia.
* WKTR-TV is a CBS affiliate for the Hampton Roads of Virginia.
* WHRO-TV is a PBS affiliate of the Hampton Roads of Virginia.
* WGNT-TV is currently a CW affiliate of Hampton Roads of Vriginia.
* UPN is a defunct television network.
* Around Dylan's TV set there appears to be a VHS player, an Xbox 360, A black electric guitar, an antique radio, posters for Star Wars, Rage Against the Machine (band), Marijuana and E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, an Corona Extra neon sign (in real life, I do not drink alcohol of any kind), and a bunch of trash laying on the floor that consists a dented Coca-Cola can, chinese takeout box, paper, tennis shoe and a TV guide from the 1960s.
* Lendy and Diana are shown to share the same room together (possibly roomates since I gave them different last names, which are Lendy Alexandria and Diana Kimpsvil)
* Lendy and Dianas room shows that they have a collection of Disney Princesess figurines, a teddy bear, a houseplant, and posters for Peace on Earth, Twilight, Jonas Brothers (South Park style), Powerpuff Girls Movie, Hampton Roads Piranhas and Snooki (South Park style) (however don't ask me really dumb questons about the things these girls like because I dont read Twilight, or collect Disney Princess, or listen to Jonas Brothers, or watch Jersey Shore, because I don't like that type of stuff!).
* Hampton Roads Piranhas is a womens soccer team in Virinia Beach VA.
* Lendy appears to have an Android phone as shown on her bed.
* Around Joeseph's room, there is a surfboard, a Playstation 3, a skateboard, a flag for the Philipines, a hula girl figurn, a Slurpee cup, and posters for Santa Cruz Skateboards, Sublime (band), Element Skateboards, Jackass (movie), Ugly Kid Joe (band), Monster Energy, Rancid (band), Skateboarding is not a crime (featuring Bart, Jimbo, Kearney, Nelson and Dolph from The Simpsons), and Rocket Power (TV show)
* Joeseph seems to be drinking a can of Monster Energy right now.
* Joeseph appears to be Filipino because of the flag (I actually planned him to be Filipino this whole time).
* Despite Buzz is somewhat a conservative redneck and Michael is a liberal hippy, they appear to be good friends.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Eight: Funny Bonehead's

This is the eighth installment of the Virginia Beach series. It is set in the Funny Bone Comedy Club in the Town Center of Virginia Beach. This is the first appearance of Izz, Lou, Samual (Stupidman) and Pungo and this is the first comic where I don't speak, i just laugh and boo at the jokes. Some of the jokes are references to current events and pop culture because I was using Yahoo! for ideas. Here is the script below:
Announcer: Ok folks, please welcome these untalented comedians known as the Funny Boneheads... Izz, Lou, Malcom in the Middle and Stupidman
Izz: Do you know that the city of Fresno is the drunkest city in the world and Bakersfield is one of the dirtiest cities of the world and the actual names of those cities are Queezo and Crapperfield
(Pungo taps the drums and Dylan, Lendy, Joeseph, Tyler, Michael and Jamie laugh)
Lou: So whats so secretive about Britney Spears bikini picture from four years ago? she has been a **** since she became popular
(Pungo taps the drums and Dylan, Lendy, Joeseph, Tyler, Michael and Jamie laugh, again)
Jamie: Yeah you go girl!
Samual: Hello America, I'm just a stupid, facist, conservative knucklehead that supports Mitt the Twit
(Pungo taps the drums and Dylan, Lendy, Joeseph, Tyler, Michael and Jamie laugh, again)
Michael: Thats right, Romney is a piece of ****!
Malcom: A teenager sues Burger King, what is she a vegetarean?
(everyone is quiet, except for the person who was coughing) Malcom: Ok, then woo wee these people stink, they don't even laugh a my jokes and these must be the real boneheads!
(everyone boo's at Malcom for his offensive and tasteless jokes)
Joeseph: Hey dude your jokes arent cool
Izz: Get off the stage you mutha *****!
Lou: Yeah beat it loser!
Samual: You are worse than Hitler and Bin Laden combined!
Malcom: But this is my debut... uh... Pungo you know what i'm talking about right?
Pungo: "Hey Hey Hey" Mon i'm just here to play music what the hell is the matter with you?
* Fresno and Bakersfield are cities in the central valley of California
* Malcom being called "Malcome in the Middle" is a reference to the television sitcom with the same name
* If you look closely on Izz's shirt, a rarely used Guns N' Roses logo can be seen on it
* Spears was actualy trying to passing off old bikini pictures (sorry if I offended any fans)
* Mitt the Twit is just a nickname I gave him (sorry if I offended any supporters)
* Just because a person is sueing Burger King, KFC, McDonalds, Chick-fil-a or any other fast food joint doesent mean they're vegetarean
* Here are the stories about what the teenager sues Burger King is really about: http://shine.yahoo.com/work-money/christian-woman-fired-burger-king-refusing-wear-pants-175600700.html

Monday, July 30, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Seven: Virginia Akwardium

This is the seventh Virginia Beach comic. This one takes place at the Virginia Aquarium (formerly called Virginia Marine Science Museum). This is also the first appearance of Baily and General Gakas (it is pronounced jack***). Also in this comic, Frank ditches work and randomly shouts awkward in about every scene in this comic. Here is the dialog to the comic below:
Baily: Hi and welcome to the Virginia Aquarium and Marine Science Center, would you like me to be your tour guide today?
Dylan: Hey wait a minute? Don't people just walk around in these places by themselves?
Baily: Oh I was just offering, I don't have to come with you guys if you don't want too, but remember to come to me for help or anything
Frank: Awkward!
Dylan: and thats what I thought, come on guys lets get the hell out of here
Tyler: Oh geez Manson! Why are they using you as bait?!
Manson: Think again you afro-looking idiot! I'm trying to get into my watery grave here!
Frank: Awkward!
Manson: Back off you spikey fart-knocker!
(inside the aquarium)
Lendy: (gasp) Look Dil! I found Nemo! I found Nemo! And looks like he's sleeping upside down
Dylan: That's because that clownfish is dead, face it these guys don't take care of these sea creatures very well, I just found a tank with BP oil, a rotten pineapple, a dirty worn out sponge...
Frank: Awkward!
Dylan: Now hold up! You didnt let me finish you big red idiot! I also saw a tank with three frogs drinking beer and they are saying Bud-Wise-Er and it's not even normal, it's copyright infrengement
(at the cruise the lake area)
Buzz: Hey general, i'm here to sign up for the military and i'm gonna kick some *** for this country!
General Gakas: To sign up for the military, go to Naval Air Station Oceania you moron!
Buzz: Sir Yes Sir!
Joeseph: ha! ha! ha!
Frank: Awkward!
(at the IMAX Theater)
Frank: An aquarium with a movie theater? Awkward!
Julie: There you are Frank! Why the hell are you ditching work when our big brother Wilbur needs help and of course aquariums have theaters, they are called IMAX Theaters you retard! Now lets get the hell out of here and get back to work!
(at Hardee's, which is being burned down)
Wilbur: (cough) (cough) aw man (cough) I am so (cough) getting fired for this (cough)
* Virginia Aquarium is an actual aquarium located near the oceanfront in Virginia Beach, VA
* If you look closely to Frank's shirt, it has a picture of Uncle Sam and below the picture it says Pull My Finger
* Naval Air Station Oceania is one of the three military bases in the Hampton Roads area
* There are numerous pop culture references in this one, like when Lendy said "I Found Nemo! I Found Nemo" is referencing to the Disney/Pixar film Finding Nemo, the pineapple and the dirty worn out sponge is refrencing to Spongebob Squarepants and I am also ranting Spongebob in this one because since when the movie came out in 2004, that show started to suck and the frogs drinking beer and saying Bud-Wise-Er is a reference to this Budwiser Super Bowl ad from 1995: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umwZdZoIu3Q
* The whole thing about me saying "face it these guys don't take care of these sea creatures very well" was just a joke, I'm very sure that the folks at the Virginia Aquarium take very good care of the animals there

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Blog Redesign

I thought it was time to remodel my blog. This new version has the header featuring me as a South Park character and my made up character that can be seen in the Virginia Beach comics. The colors in this blog have changed too. I just got back from my trip to Monterey, CA and on wedneday 8/1/2012 I will be in Ventura for a two weeks, I may have the time to finish the eighth Virgnia Beach comic and get it posted, but the ninth one won't be done in a couple of weeks or so. Well thats all I have for today and stay tuned for the future Virginia Beach comics.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Six: Hackin' and Robbin'

This is the sixth comic of the Virginia Beach series, this one was originaly called Bank Error's because everyones bank account gets hacked in this one, I changed it because I thought it was a stupid title for this one. This is also the first appearence of Buck Fleaur, Malcom, Rorion and Kali. Here is the dialog to the comic below
(at a BB&T branch in Virginia Beach VA, and everybody is standing in line or coming in)
Dylan: Hi and i'm the govenor of Virginia Beach and I am depositing $400 dollars into three of my friends bank accounts
Lendy: Yay! That way I can afford to start modeling in my bikini
Kali: I'm sorry mr. govenor, I hate to say this but sombody hacked all 437, 994 bank accounts in the city of Virginia Beach at midnight
Dylan: What?! How did this **** happen?!
Lendy: (gasp) Does this mean I can't afford modeling, a year supply of massage oil, an iPod, an Volkswagon, high heels and marijuana?
Rorion: God ******! Now I can't go to a UFC Tourament!
Nissan: Great now Raisins of Virginia Beach is going to close!
Joeseph: Now I can't skate at Mt. Trashmore Park?!
Tyler: Fix this crap govenor Czoschke!
Buck Fleaur: And now I can't perform with my band at Farm Bureau!
Manson: Ugh! Did any of you dumb conformist read The Virginian-Pilot today? because the bank account hacker was...
Rob: Me, Rob Littlecreek! I am now breaking into the homes of character that were introduced so far and yes they live here at the Virginia Beach Resort Hotel and I'm stealing their stuff, their money and their lives *******!
(Four Weeks Later...)
Dylan: Ok its been a month without that ***munch named Rob hacking peoples bank accounts, stealing peoples stuff and doing the nasty in public. Now thanks to the U.S. Government, we got $10,000,000 dollars for everyone that lives here!
Nissan: and to see me without a shirt on and Lendy rubbing oil on her body, please pay $400!
Buck Fleaur: And to listen to the rest of this song i'm playing please pay $600 dollars for a ticket to see me and my band at the Farm Bureau, Good night everybody!
* Buck Fleaur's name is a combination of other artist names such as Buck Cherry, Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist) and Blur
* The Virginian-Pilot is a local newspaper in the Hampton Roads area
* Mindy and Malcom do not speak in this one
* Farm Bureau (formerly called Virginia Beach Amphitheater, Verizon Wireless Amphitheater and GTE Virginia Beach Amphitheater) is an amphitheater in Virginia Beach, VA.
* Mt. Trashmore Park is a public park in Virginia Beach
* 437, 994 is the population of Virginia Beach, however not everyone in Virginia Beach have BB&T bank accounts and I didnt even have a credit card when I lived in Virginia (plus you dont need to know about my banking).

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Five: Screw You Viacom

This is the fifth Virginia Beach comic by far. I parody the Directv/Viacom dispute in this one.
Here is the dialog to this comic:
(at Cox Cable on Lynhaven Parkway in Virginia Beach)
Louie: Hi and welcome to Cox Cable how can I help you?
Lendy: EEW! Did he just say...?
Dylan: No Lendy, he did not say the "C" word, and also were here because 3 of my friends and I have Directv and they are upset because they took out some of their favorite channels and they can't wait any longer for the channels to come back
Joeseph: and we want cable now, because were missing Comedy Central ******!
Louie: Ok! Ok! I will get Kirk over here to explain how to get cable TV, just because I work for Cox Communications doesnt mean that I know how to put cable on TV I still have analog because I'm poor
Dylan: um are you Kirk?
Kirk: Yes I am how the hell can I help you guys?
Tyler: Were here because Directv took out all the Viacom channels away from us! and we want Cox now!
Kirk: HAHAHA! You twerps think Directv did it on purpose? Viacom did this bull **** for no reason and just look at Mindy, she misses Teenick, VH1 and Nicktoons so much!
Mindy: What?! I barely even watch Viacom channels, you can tell by my shirt!
Kirk: Don't listen to her she's crazy, now who wants cable?
Joeseph: I'll wait for the Viacom channels to go back on thank you very much
Tyler: Yeah same here
Dylan: I've been a costomer for both Cox and Directv since the 1990's and I won't leave either of them, you guys and Directv never dissapoint me
Lendy: Well so long Bart Simpson lookalike
Dylan: Alright so we will all stick with Directv, oh uh Rob theres no need to do that so why dont you go litter something, or hack a computer, or drink and drive instead ok
Rob: Oh ok...Viacom were the ones who took off the channels from Directv arent they?
Joeseph: They sure did gangsta
* This is the first appearance of Louie, Kirk, Mindy and Rob
* In real life, I had Cox Cable when I lived in Virginia for the second time of my life 2003-2007 and I'm currently living in California and I have had Directv since 2007
* Viacom forced Directv to suspend all their channels (Comedy Central, MTV, Nickelodeon, etc.) because they wanted more money, you can learn more here: http://www.directvpromise.com/

Monday, July 2, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Four: Let's All Go To The Lobby

This is the fourth comic of the fictional satire adventures of Virginia Beach. This comic confirms the name of this red-head character: Angel. This comic also features Spider-Man, Def Leppard and Abraham Lincoln as this comic rants on the new Spider-Man movie, Rock of Ages and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Here is the script to the comic below:
Dylan: Ok since me, Lendy, Joeseph, Jamie and Michael were bailed out of jail by Tyler, Diana, Angel and Buzz. I thought we treat ourselves with a dinner and a movie
(at the box office)
Dylan: Hello, give us two tickets for Ted, three for Prometheus, one for Thats My Boy, two for Men and Black 3 and two for The Avengers
Spider-Man: Oh god finally somebody that didn't buy tickets to see my crappy new movie!
Vivian Campbell: Um sorry to bother you, but did you guys buy tickets to see Rock of Ages? Because Joe Elliot has been angry that this musical turned our music, Poison's music, Night Ranger's music, Van Halen's music and other artists music into whinny bull crap
Dylan: No, I got tickets to some other movie Def Leppard
Joe Elliot: Well good! Because you don't want to make me angry!
Rick Savage: Ok I think its time to go
Joeseph: Damn are you going to kick him in the shins bro?
Angel: Really? That is so **** evil!
Dylan: Just leave him alone Angel
(in the theater)
Dylan: Finally, we got the theater to ourselves my sexy and beautiful ladies
Diana: Oh you little devil
Lendy: I love you too!
Buzz: Hey Dylan, get a room for those chicks and you 'er trying to watch der film!
Abraham Licoln: Hey I just came from the dead and starred in that new movie about me, which is so inacurate that I'm hidding in this theater
Diana: AHH! Vampire Hunter
Lendy: AHH! Zombie!
Abraham Lincoln: I say govenor Dylan, why did your girlfriends ran off like that and called me a zombie and a vampire hunter?
Dylan: Look Abe, Lendy and Diana are special mmkay
Buzz: Ok thats it! I'm not waiting for my nachos any longer! I'll just go to the lobby and buy myself a treat and a beer
Cartman: Hi i'm Eirc Cartman, you know that stupid half hippie half redneck named Dylan told me that what Buzz said at the ending was the point of the episodes title
* The theater that this comic takes place in is at a movie theater called Cinema Cafe, its basicly half a restaurant and half a movie theater, heres the official website for more information: http://www.cinema-cafe.com/
* This is the second time Eric Cartman has appeared in one of my Virginia Beach comics
* Tyler, Jamie and Michael do not speak in this comic
* I'm still a fan of Spider-Man, but I didn't see why they had to reboot the films after Spider-Man 3 (2007), and I'm still a fan of Def leppard and the rest of the 1980's hair metal bands, but I hate musicals!
* Me saying mmkay is a reference to Mr. Mackey on South Park.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Three: From Campout to Crapout

This is the third comic of my fictional satire/South Park styled series, Virginia Beach. This comic confirms the names of the following characters: Jamie, Michael and Scott. The guest stars are Smokey the Bear, VBPD and some sasquatch that calls himself Chewbacca. Heres the script below
(first scene shows the sign to the KOA of Virginia Beach and the next scene shows Jamie, Joeseph, Lendy and Michael smoking pot while Dylan just stands there)
Scott: MMM Smells Like a BBQ
(then a cop shows up with Smokey the Bear)
Cop: Alright move it no eyes! Now where did you guys get the pot?!
Michael: You can't push blind people man, they're one of mother earths creatures!
Jamie: Yeah protect the enviroment ****!
Lendy: Hi Teddy Bear
Cop: Hey wait a minute are you Dylan Czoschke and the Democratic Party of Virginia Beach?
Smokey the Bear: What are you guys doing at KOA? You're not going to start a fire are ya?
Dylan: Were just camping ok and that pot is just medical marijuana, no big deal
Cop: Ok fair enough, you guys have a good night
Sasquatach: Wait a minute officer, oh by the way my name is Chewy, but call me Chewbacca if you want and yes I am a sasquatch and also I saw these guys illegally downloading movies onto fake DVDs
Dylan; Aw Crap!
Cop: Oh, ok yeah you guys are going to jail
Joeseph/Jamie/Michael: AWW!
* Just because the character are going to jail doesent mean this is the series finale, i plan to do a fifth one and I will be ranting on the following movies in this one: The Amazing Spider-Man, Rock of Ages and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, so stay tuned!
* The KOA sign picture was taken from Google Earth Street View while the campsite picture came from some website on the internet
* I don't smoke pot in real life, in fact I was the only one in the Democratic Party of Virginia Beach group not smoking pot as you can see in the comic
* Yes I do support Democrats
* The sasquatch has two Star Wars references with his apperance: His hair looks like Luke Skywalker's hairdo and he told the cop that he can call him Chewbacca if he wants.
* The band logos on Dylan's hat are Greatful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, The Doors and Led Zeppelin

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Two: Please Confirm

This is the second episode of my Virginia Beach series. This one finally confirms four of the over 50 characters I made and their names are: Lendy, Diana, Joeseph and Buzz. Again these characters are not based on people I know now or knew before. Now here is the script to the new comic.
Announcer: This was filmed on location in a dumpy, but awsome hotel between Chesapeake Bay and Shore Dr.
(The next seen shows Me, Lendy and Diana sitting in the jacuzzi listening to FM 99, eating Papa Johns Pizza and drinking Surge, and suddenly Stan, Kenny, Craig and Butters show up with an unsigned contract.
Stan: Uh hey are you the govenor of the City of Virginia Beach? Dylan: Yeah, What the hell do you want?
Stan: We need you to confirm the license agreement to use South Park styled characters
Dylan: Oh **** I forgot! Oh uh Lendy do you have a pen?
Lendy: Yeah here you go
Dylan: There I signed it, sorry about that
Stan: No problem dude
(after Dylan gave the contract back to Stan, the boys head home, but Wendy and Bebe wondered off)
Cartman: Ok now we got that douchebag to sign that contract, now we can leave this Liberal infested city! Kyle: Ok now so, where are the girls fata**?
(Wendy and Bebe were seen at the indoor pool inside the hotel with Dylan, Lendy and Diana)
* I Actually stayed at this hotel shown in this comic once
* Surge is a discontinud soda brand from The Coca-Cola Company
* FM 99 is a rock station in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia, go to this link if you want to listen live: http://player.liquidcompass.net/p/WNORFM
* Buzz and Joeseph are seen in the pool, but they do not speak in this comic
* Diana, Kenny, Craig, Butters, Bebe and Wendy dont speak either
* An original Game Boy can be seen right by that phone and set of poker cards
* I'm not actually the govenor of Virginia Beach, Will Sessoms is the mayor of Virginia beach.
* These skyviews came from Google Earth and the pictures of the Hotel's exterior, jacuzzi and pool were from the internet.
* Virginia Beach is actually more of a conservative city than a liberal one, proof: More than half of the people living there voted for McCain and Romney.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

My Own South Park

Since I may never do a post about the OBX Show ever again, I will post things I made on my computer. This is my own South Park I call "Virginia Beach". I made about like over 50 characters in this photo and one of them is actually me and I am located in the lower left of the Virginia Beach South Park styled logo and above the guy with the Superman shirt. Now most of these characters arent really suppost to be based on the people I knew from Virginia Beach and yet most of them don't even have names and the only person that resembles a real person is me (though, my face doesent really have a scar on it or have a bleeding spot on it in real life and I actually wear glasses, not an eyepatch and I rarely wear hats in real life). I plan to post comics on my blog using the South Park version of myself and some of these characters. Well thats it for today and click these links below to make your own south park characters and check out the real Virginia Beach: http://www.sp-studio.de/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Beach,_Virginia

Saturday, May 5, 2012

I Got A New Computer

Apparently my comuter I got on my 20th birthday in 2007 has finally had it, it broke. but on tuesday I got a new computer from Best Buy and this time it has Windows 7 on it and its a HP computer instead of a Dell. I will try to incorperate several stuff I had on my other computer like the AVG ani-virus, my games such as Pocket Tanks, Zuma, Intensity XS and Hamsterball, my pictures, my videos, Google Earth, Realplayer and several others. I hope this computer will either last the same time my old one did or even longer like my older computer that lasted from 1997-2007 (though it was working for 12 years actually).