Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Three: From Campout to Crapout

This is the third comic of my fictional satire/South Park styled series, Virginia Beach. This comic confirms the names of the following characters: Jamie, Michael and Scott. The guest stars are Smokey the Bear, VBPD and some sasquatch that calls himself Chewbacca. Heres the script below
(first scene shows the sign to the KOA of Virginia Beach and the next scene shows Jamie, Joeseph, Lendy and Michael smoking pot while Dylan just stands there)
Scott: MMM Smells Like a BBQ
(then a cop shows up with Smokey the Bear)
Cop: Alright move it no eyes! Now where did you guys get the pot?!
Michael: You can't push blind people man, they're one of mother earths creatures!
Jamie: Yeah protect the enviroment ****!
Lendy: Hi Teddy Bear
Cop: Hey wait a minute are you Dylan Czoschke and the Democratic Party of Virginia Beach?
Smokey the Bear: What are you guys doing at KOA? You're not going to start a fire are ya?
Dylan: Were just camping ok and that pot is just medical marijuana, no big deal
Cop: Ok fair enough, you guys have a good night
Sasquatach: Wait a minute officer, oh by the way my name is Chewy, but call me Chewbacca if you want and yes I am a sasquatch and also I saw these guys illegally downloading movies onto fake DVDs
Dylan; Aw Crap!
Cop: Oh, ok yeah you guys are going to jail
Joeseph/Jamie/Michael: AWW!
* Just because the character are going to jail doesent mean this is the series finale, i plan to do a fifth one and I will be ranting on the following movies in this one: The Amazing Spider-Man, Rock of Ages and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, so stay tuned!
* The KOA sign picture was taken from Google Earth Street View while the campsite picture came from some website on the internet
* I don't smoke pot in real life, in fact I was the only one in the Democratic Party of Virginia Beach group not smoking pot as you can see in the comic
* Yes I do support Democrats
* The sasquatch has two Star Wars references with his apperance: His hair looks like Luke Skywalker's hairdo and he told the cop that he can call him Chewbacca if he wants.
* The band logos on Dylan's hat are Greatful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, The Doors and Led Zeppelin

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic Two: Please Confirm

This is the second episode of my Virginia Beach series. This one finally confirms four of the over 50 characters I made and their names are: Lendy, Diana, Joeseph and Buzz. Again these characters are not based on people I know now or knew before. Now here is the script to the new comic.
Announcer: This was filmed on location in a dumpy, but awsome hotel between Chesapeake Bay and Shore Dr.
(The next seen shows Me, Lendy and Diana sitting in the jacuzzi listening to FM 99, eating Papa Johns Pizza and drinking Surge, and suddenly Stan, Kenny, Craig and Butters show up with an unsigned contract.
Stan: Uh hey are you the govenor of the City of Virginia Beach? Dylan: Yeah, What the hell do you want?
Stan: We need you to confirm the license agreement to use South Park styled characters
Dylan: Oh **** I forgot! Oh uh Lendy do you have a pen?
Lendy: Yeah here you go
Dylan: There I signed it, sorry about that
Stan: No problem dude
(after Dylan gave the contract back to Stan, the boys head home, but Wendy and Bebe wondered off)
Cartman: Ok now we got that douchebag to sign that contract, now we can leave this Liberal infested city! Kyle: Ok now so, where are the girls fata**?
(Wendy and Bebe were seen at the indoor pool inside the hotel with Dylan, Lendy and Diana)
* I Actually stayed at this hotel shown in this comic once
* Surge is a discontinud soda brand from The Coca-Cola Company
* FM 99 is a rock station in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia, go to this link if you want to listen live: http://player.liquidcompass.net/p/WNORFM
* Buzz and Joeseph are seen in the pool, but they do not speak in this comic
* Diana, Kenny, Craig, Butters, Bebe and Wendy dont speak either
* An original Game Boy can be seen right by that phone and set of poker cards
* I'm not actually the govenor of Virginia Beach, Will Sessoms is the mayor of Virginia beach.
* These skyviews came from Google Earth and the pictures of the Hotel's exterior, jacuzzi and pool were from the internet.
* Virginia Beach is actually more of a conservative city than a liberal one, proof: More than half of the people living there voted for McCain and Romney.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Virginia Beach Comic One: Advercomic

Ok this is the first Virginia Beach comic, although this is not really set in Virginia Beach VA. Its just an advertisment I made and since I added me in this one, I count this as the first Virginia Beach comic. Here is the script below:
Virginia Beach
Episode 1: Advercomic
Stan and Kyle are playing Call of Duty while Wendy studies for a test. Suddenly, both Stan and Kyle get killed off the game)
Stan: What the **** dude?!
Kyle: Screw "Crap on Duty"! I'm gonna kick my little brother Ike
Wendy: See, thats why I don't play video games
(an explosion occures)
Dylan: Hey you dumb kids! Are you tired of playing those stupid 7th Generation game consoles like the Wii-Nii and Poopstation 3?
Stan/Kyle/Wendy: Uh huh!
Dylan: Well how about putting in some kick *** from the past midgets!
(Dylan gives Stan, Kyle and Wendy a SNES, Atari Jaguar, Panasonic 3DO, NES and Atari 2600 controllers and the game are inserted into the ColecoVision, Atari 2600, SNES and Sega Genesis systems)
Announcer: Yeah seriously 2000's and 2010's kids! Get a life and play video games of the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6th generations or the arcade games of the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s)
Stan/Kyle/Wendy: WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! (their faces explodes and their skulls are shown)
Announcer: Get your old video game consoles or even arcade and pinball machines at your local auction, yardsell, specialty game store and Ebay, Craiglist and Amazon.com
There that was the first Virginia Beach comic. I hope you enjoyed it and the second comic is coming soon.
* Despite that I'm ranting the 7th generation consoles, I actually own a Wii and a Xbox 360.
* That 1998 South Park game for Playstation 1 can be seen above me
This comic was based on this fan-made Sega Genesis commercial, I was not trying to rip this off to make this comic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGxmC37sPCk