Saturday, June 2, 2012
Virginia Beach Comic One: Advercomic
Episode 1: Advercomic
Stan and Kyle are playing Call of Duty while Wendy studies for a test. Suddenly, both Stan and Kyle get killed off the game)
Stan: What the **** dude?!
Kyle: Screw "Crap on Duty"! I'm gonna kick my little brother Ike
Wendy: See, thats why I don't play video games
(an explosion occures)
Dylan: Hey you dumb kids! Are you tired of playing those stupid 7th Generation game consoles like the Wii-Nii and Poopstation 3?
Stan/Kyle/Wendy: Uh huh!
Dylan: Well how about putting in some kick *** from the past midgets!
(Dylan gives Stan, Kyle and Wendy a SNES, Atari Jaguar, Panasonic 3DO, NES and Atari 2600 controllers and the game are inserted into the ColecoVision, Atari 2600, SNES and Sega Genesis systems)
Announcer: Yeah seriously 2000's and 2010's kids! Get a life and play video games of the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6th generations or the arcade games of the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s)
Stan/Kyle/Wendy: WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! (their faces explodes and their skulls are shown)
Announcer: Get your old video game consoles or even arcade and pinball machines at your local auction, yardsell, specialty game store and Ebay, Craiglist and Amazon.com
There that was the first Virginia Beach comic. I hope you enjoyed it and the second comic is coming soon.
* Despite that I'm ranting the 7th generation consoles, I actually own a Wii and a Xbox 360.
* That 1998 South Park game for Playstation 1 can be seen above me
This comic was based on this fan-made Sega Genesis commercial, I was not trying to rip this off to make this comic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGxmC37sPCk