Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Virginia Beach Comic Fourteen: Lendy Your Not a Cat!

Ok this is the second comic for Virginia Beach this year. In this comic, Lendy tries to adopt a cat but she confuses Kirk in his third job after Cox Cable and Target. Heres the dialog below:
Kirk: Hi and welcome to the SPCA what the hell do you want?
Lendy: Meow
Kirk: Uh pardon?
Lendy: Meow
Kirk: Ok your saying you want a dog?
Lendy: Hiss
Kirk: Then you want a certain animal besides dogs and cats?
Lendy: Grrr!
Kirk: Then you want a cat?
Lendy: Meow
Kirk: Ok what kind, what size, what color and male or female?
Lendy: Give me every cat and kitten you got!
Dylan: Wow Lendy I have to say that I'm proud of you outsmarting that Kirk guy that always gets fired for harassing people
Lendy: really?
Dylan: Yeah now lets all go to the pawn shop and somehow pawn all of these cats.
Diana: Wait what did he say?
* You can't really pawn cats or any other type of animal in real life, but you can take them to SPCA.
* Kirk Previously worked for Cox Cable in "Screw You Viacom" and "Local TV is Just as Stupid as Reality TV" and at Target in "You Trader!".

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Virginia Beach Comic Thirteen: Wimp and Stinky

Happy 4th of July everyone and this is the 2013 season premier of my Virginia Beach comics. In this comic I use my comic characters I have had since 2007 called Wimp and Stinky. They are basically my versions of Ren and Stimpy since I was a huge fan of Ren and Stimpy (still am) I decided to create my own Ren and Stimpy like characters. Now here is the dialog for this comic:
Stinky: Hey Wimp want to feed the ocean?
Wimp: Yeah lets see if the ocean is hungry for washed up sand.
Wimp: Well come on ocean aren't you hungry?
Stinky: Yeah if you don't want it then i'll eat it.
Dylan: Its low tide boys.
Wimp: What are you kidding?
Stinky: Yeah this is just crap.
Stinky: Oh well we can try Sandbridge Beach.
Dylan: Well since we didn't catch anything as usual everywhere so lets pack up and head over to Captain Georges to get our seafood fix.
* Ren and Stimpy were originally created by John Kricfalusi while Wimp and Stimpy were created by me.
* Captain Georges is a seafood restaurant in Virginia Beach.
* Sandbridge Beach is one of the beaches in Virginia Beach.
* The beach that was shown in this comic is Chesapeake Bay.