Friday, August 2, 2013
Virginia Beach Comic Fifteen: Easy Come, Easy Golf
Joseph: Hey dude, do you know where to sign up for a golf tournament?
Mark: Uh sorry the tournament is full, hey aren't you that guy who skated at Mount Trashmore and fell?
Joseph: Yes and I decided to go on hiatus on extreme sports and start doing some lame sports such as golf and fishing.
Mark: But you can't quit now!
Joseph: I know, but I broke my bones from the fall, but dang it I will not rest 'til I can skate again!
Mark: That's the spirit!
Joseph: Now hand me that golf club!
Mark: Uh ok if you want to be like Michael Jordan when he retired from basketball and started to play baseball and golf then do so.
(Joseph starts playing and loses his arm)
Joseph: Aw dang it!
Mark: Now that's gotta hurt.
* Joseph appears to be crippled because due to his injuries.
* Michael Jordan really did play baseball in his first retirement from basketball and in his third retirement he attended celebrity charity golf tournaments.
* Mark's shirt has the Star Trek logo on it.